However as of today that has changed, as I once again found myself enraged with the service industry (which if you know me; is not surprising) and I felt as though some one; namely Me, had to write something about it to let you the public (which will probably be one other dude and anyone looking for amateur porn as I plan on tagging tits with this article) know just how shitty a lot of what this city: Toronto, Ontario has to offer really is.
So here it is my first review, a food review:
There is a lot to be said about Burrito Boys. You could go on for days about how their Burrito Stuffing's are almost always delicious and fresh, or you could rave about the amazing portions of of chicken and steak in their respective Burritos, or you could even say that you have never ever ever tasted anything as fuckin' delicious as their coveted Halibut Burrito!! Yes, you could say all of these things and you would be absolutely correct on every account.
However it seems as though in this day and age people have forgotten about something called: Customer Service. This is where Burrito Boys falls absolutely fuckin' flat. Not once have I been into this shit hole and not been enraged to the point of baby stabbing. The problems primarily fall into the collective laps of the Scene Kids that run the fuckin' place.
The second you walk in you know you are in a den of pseudo counter culture university black rimmed glasses wearing indie scene promoting second hand douche baggery and there is just no way of ignoring it. Don't get me wrong playing music is a good thing, even playing it semi-loudly is fine, but when you start to play it loud enough that you can't hear the customers and you just can't seem to keep yourself from fuckin' singing along and by doing so ignoring your customer, it then becomes a bit of a fucking problem.
Routinely I, as well as every other customer in the place, get held up because these GD invalids can't tear themselves away from singing the chorus to "Say it Ain't So" just one last time and take a fucking order, or to remove the Burritos from the grill that have been smoldering for the last 10 or so minutes, and give them to the patrons that have been waiting patiently in line for the last 20 minutes to get their delicious meaty brick. Another point; the women working there are too attractive. In any other situation this would not be a problem for me, but when it comes to Burrito Boys, the female staff seem to think of themselves as one collective fuckin' Queen Of Sheba, and love to lord it over every male customer that comes in and either completely ignore or treat the women like total pieces of shit. Listen ladies; I hate to be the one to burst your bubble but you are nothing special. You are just one more slightly above average girl that will not amount to much more than possibly a beer commercial at some point in your life that you will then go on to tell your 4 children about once you have gotten droopy and fat and society no longer gives a shit about you.
Okay I suppose I have ranted long enough, and its time to give this place a rating. Based entirely on the taste of food this place would get a 8.2 of a possible 10, there is no denying it their Burritos are delicious. However as a whole the restaurant warrants a 1.8 of a possible 10 because of a complete and total lack of respect for the customer.
In conclusion Fuck Burrito Boys, and Fuck Everything they ever hope to Accomplish.
The again what the hell do I know? I am just a 25 year old Divorcee.
-Chet Biggenston
1 comment:
Hey bud, I must say I laughed my ass off at this. I have to agree with just about all you had to say. When you told me about the review, I thought you were knockin' the food. I see that's not the case. I look forward to more, haha.
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